Alright sucka, you asked for a harder contest, so here's one specifically for you. In order for you to win SC4 not only do you have to define all nine terms, you have to list all of these:
All the infinity chains in SC1, 2, and 3.
Kiliks from the back 42 hit combo in SC3.
Who has the most powerful attack in SC1, 2, and 3?
What is the most powerful attacks damage? (from SC2)
When did the soul charge cancel system get integrated into the SC series?
What SC character(s) have only appeared in the SE/SC three times?
How many frames is Yun-Seong's taunt?

Do you have an Xbox 360? Do you want Soul Calibur 4? Are you broke as hell and can't afford it, or just want some free swag? Freaking great! Here's how you can win it. You will be asked to define all the terms below, all of which are key terms used in fighting games like Tekken, Virtua Fighter, and Soul Calibur. If you get seven of the NINE (my bad) words correct, you win. If you tie with someone, the it goes to the ol' draw the name from the hat trick.
Define these terms!!

Zoning
Just
Whiff
Punish
LGS
F-F
Floored
CDS
JDF

Do this and you could win. Don't do this, and you suck! People better do this, or I'm gonna be pissed. Don't make me waist sixty four bucks for nothing niccas! Remember, this is the Xbox 360 game, not PS3.

I'm sure you've noticed the new banner. This piece of art was compiled by the Mighty Crow.Yeah its BIG. So are THE HADO KINGS!!!!!

Heres the Kings friend codes

Jake
console# 5519-3152-8242-4950
SSBB# 4124-4708-4807

Chad
console# 2891-6411-0383-8872
SSBB# 1375-6957-6988

The Hado Kings are having some computer difficulies again. Namely the kind that fucks up your computer so bad you're forced to purchas a new computer. Which in a nut shell means we can't edit the Inspectors episodes we have completed (save a few sound effects). Hence, we haven't posted shit because we can't do shit! We'll see what we can do to speed along the process of getting our shows up and running. Later.

That Wikipedia took up to much space...

I liked this fools books. So the least we can do is give him a spot like we did with Benoit. If you haven't read his books and you're a book reader, your missing out. So go read them! The power of the Hado Kings compells you to do as we say...

R.I.P. James Oliver Rigney, Jr. (October 17, 1948-September 16, 2007)

Chad and I are now on Xbox Live, so add us to your friends list.

Jake             Jahigroe1

Chad            MechaManX

If Chads dose not go through try adding spaces. If all else fails then send me a message via XBL.

Thanks

Jake

It has been brought to the attention of the Hado Kings that we are a bit offencive. This does not come as a suprise to us. But it certantly did to the mother of a 12 year old son and his 15 year old friend who listend to us in the luxary of their own home.  When the mother was addressed as a "fagoty bitch" she demanded to know where her son heard such foul language. "The Hado Kings" was his answer. We recived an e-mail from said mother about how enraged she was that we were saying such things. So now we have to put up some sort of parantal advisory on our shows it seems.

Being as it IS our fault that the said mother of said child didn't take the time to properly exam what the said child was observing on the internet. We hummbly apologize and will add parantal advisories post haste.

 **WARNING: THE HADO KINGS SHOULD NOT BE LISTEND TO BY THE EAISLY INFFLUENCED, OR PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF 17. LISTEN WITHIN THE PRIVACY OF A LOCKED ROOM, WITH HEADPHONES EQUIPED, OR IN A LOW VOLUME SETTING.**

We don't want to read enraged mothers emails again. So Listen with caution. Fagoty bitchs.

 

 

*Felt like adding this to show how truely sorry we are.

 

 

Tell me that isn't hot.

We've been having some problems for a while. Such as Jake and Jordan's internet access being shut the hell down and, the other one who will remain nameless proves to be as useless and before. With his fear of non-sucure websites and shit...

Sorry about the delay, as you can see Jordan's got the net back so shit can get done again.

Let you know what the Kings've been doing all this time:

We've been thinking about a new segment which we would call "Sit down with the Kings." What is that you ask? Simple. Jake, Chad, and I sit down and just talk about the good ol times and so on and so forth. Those are the moments where we piss ourselfs off wishing we would have recorded it. That is also the time when all the laughs come out cuz we're just talking about anything.

We've been planning our asses off for Ultimite Inspectors of the Universe, so look forward to some actual comedy that we've been promising.

And on another note. To our fine listeners we're planning on doing some prize involved shit soon. We don't know exactly how it'll work, but we plan on giving some good shit away. Like an season of selected anime, maybe. All depends on funds and the Chad in that one. Jake and, I are all for it but we have yet to run that one by Chad. And if he disagrees, it's two against one meaning we and you win!

Once again, we're sorry for that wait. Please don't hate us.

Well things have been worked out and the problem was that I'm a fool. we reached our quota and so they disabled our up load capability. So I think that we will upgrade our serivce package, witch means that there will be even more Hado Kings goodness coming your way.

Behold it's glory... More are in the works, and YES. Let us know what you thinks.

New shows are comming folks. We're doing the whole burn to a disc shit, give to Jordan and put it up  on the site. Jakes just got a new job now where he works 3 days a week for 3 hours a day. So as you can see he has almost no time at all to burn the shows we currently have to a disc. Between work and nothing, he's boned on his free time... More is on the way, that is for sure. We're just currently in a situation where we are fucked is all.

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Ok I guess Jake isn't all to blame. That niccas moving and his mom packed some of his stuff up and most likely the discs with the other crap she put in boxes. So blame his lazy ass for being to lazy to do some box searching, and his mom for being too damned orginized.

One of three Capcom vs Guilty Gear images.

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To our wonderfull fans, we first would like to thank each and every one of you niccas for your support. You may have notice that the time it take to put up a show is growing a bit long. Well, that's because we're giving it up...No actually we're not, I was just fucking with ya.

The reason is that Jake still has not gotten cable back so we put them up whenever he goes somewhere that does. Although the process would be an ass load faster if we did it my way but hey, who's counting? Look forward to more shows niccas. We are far from done.

We're just slow as hell...

 

 

What's happening Niccas?

Jake had too make a escape from reality again, so I get to do shit for our site until he comes back. I figured we should update the few fans that we have on what we have planned for "The Hado Kings" and encourage those niccas not to go bite theor balls off cuz we aint put up any new shows in a while (We're busy niccas, and we gots shits that needs to gets done). So for our sake and for your balls sakes, please realize that we are not the most orginized of sumbitchs. We aplogize for the inconvience this may cause you.

List of shits we want to be done sometime in the future.

1. Make up some "The Hado Kings" shirts for us to wear.
2. Make up some "The Hado Kings" shitrs for you niccas to wear.
3. Get some cards made with our names on it and where to find us (God knows we need publisity).
4. Find some bad assed shits for the site.
5. Decide on weither or not to switch servers...or whatever you call your podcast hosts, I don't know that's Jakes department.
6. Put out more and more and more and more shows. Don't worry niccas, we hardly ever shut the hell up.
7. Tone that bitch assed, fagot assed, punk assed, pussy assed, bitch assed nicca Garrett down so we can have a decent show with him on it.

That's it nicca's!

This is our first promo. Please be kind